From: GBNJ records
Recorded on: Aug. 21, 2004 Time: 3:35 PM EST
Sources: Bill Malkin, Franchise Director & Richard Roy, Director of Franchise Operations
Name: The One-Eyed Purple Goo Spitter…eew!
Further Information: While Rich and I were at the GBNJ: North lab working on improvements to the equipment, we received a call from a distressed women from a second floor apartment around the corner from HQ. She said she felt like someone or something was watching her, but every time she’d check nothing would be there. Rich and I sprung into action and raced over to the scene. Our short investigation brought us face to face with the one-eyed monster. (well he actually had 3 eyes, but one of them over shadowed the other two. -Rich) It took us a while to capture the slippery little beast. We finally cornered it as it headed under the victim’s bed, but not with out consequence. Rich took a blast to the face from the little one-eyed bugger.
Rich firing at the one-ey…ahem, at the spectral enitity in question. obviously he missed. -Bill
Bill totally carving in to the next apartment, oh yeah and he blew a chance to trap the ghost. -Rich
“I feel so funky again.”