Ladies and gentlemen, spooky season is upon us! The Ghostbusters of New Jersey will be doing what we do best…keeping the tri-state area ghost free. Stop by and report any ghost sightings at our numerous outreach events…

As many of you know, this time of year tends to stir up a… spirited response across the paranormal community. Most franchises will be gearing up to pursue the so-called “Holy Spirit,” who is reportedly celebrating his 1,993rd birthday this year.

(And before anyone says it—no, he didn’t rise in year 0. It was 33 AD. Do your research.)

HOWEVER…

Out of respect for his long-standing history, proven resilience, and frankly undefeated track record, the GBNJ has elected to officially place him in the same classification as Slimer: non-hostile, semi-chaotic, but ultimately off-limits.

He’s earned it.

INSTEAD…

Our attention will be redirected toward a lesser-understood but highly active seasonal entity: Ēostre, the ancient goddess of spring—modern alias: “The Easter Bunny.”

Reports indicate:

• Widespread distribution of brightly colored ovular objects
• Contents include currency, confectionery substances, and—on rare occasions—fermented grains
• Increased activity in open grassy fields with high concentrations of small humans

Should you witness members of our team moving with urgency through these areas—possibly displacing said small humans in the process—rest assured:

It is for scientific analysis and supernatural containment purposes only.

We appreciate your cooperation.

Stay safe. Stay vigilant. And if you find eggs… do not consume until properly classified.

— GBNJ

It Took a few months, but the NJ Paranormal Contracts Oversight Commission finally approved our case files from October. We will be posting about some choice cases in the coming days. Up first is our battle with this clown. Read all about it here.

Ghostbusters Invade Garden State Events – GBNJ Team Ready for Action!

In breaking supernatural news, GBNJ – New Jersey’s own elite Ghostbusters squad – is now booking appearances for events across the state!

Whether it’s your kid’s birthday bash, a haunted movie night, or a full-blown comic convention, GBNJ is stepping out of the Ecto and into your next event to blast boredom into another dimension.

Locals have been raving about their high-energy, movie-accurate appearances and one-of-a-kind photo ops. This isn’t just a gimmick – this is full-on Ghostbusting glory, complete with gear, uniforms, and yes, even an Ecto-Containment Unit (just in case).

As the Ghostbusters famously declared:
“No job is too big…”
“No fee is too big…”
(Though the team admits they’re a little more budget-friendly than Venkman would be.)

GBNJ is perfect for:

• Birthday Parties
• School Events
• Halloween Haunts
• Fundraisers
• Comic Cons
• And More!
  
  To book the team, call or text (267) 225-3791 or email gbnjoutreach@gmail.com.

Don’t wait until the spectral slime hits the fan — secure your slot today and make your next event paranormally unforgettable!

Who ya gonna call?
GBNJ!