Saturday May 3rd, White Hill Mansion…ParaCon! It is New Jersey’s leading convention of all things paranormal. 35+ vendors, celebrity guests, one of New Jersey’s most haunted locations, and yours truly, The Ghostbusters of New Jersey. That’s right, GBNJ will be on hand to demonstrate our unique brand of professional paranormal investigations and eliminations. Finally some acceptance among the ghost hunting community…and hell maybe we can catch a ghost or two while we are there. So come on down to support New Jersey’s premiere Ghostbusters franchise! and we have merch for sale! Patches, stickers, and pins oh my!
“Bustin’ Makes Me Holy: The Failed Attempt to Trap the Risen Christ”
So picture this: It’s early Sunday morning in ancient Jerusalem. Roman guards are loitering outside a heavily sealed tomb like bouncers at a club nobody wants to be in. Suddenly, BAM! Flash of light. Stone rolls away. The tomb is empty.
Cue the panic. Cue the scrolls being tossed into the air. Cue the… first-century Ghostbusters?
Because if you’re Roman authorities or a religious leader, and your supposedly dead enemy just walked out of a sealed tomb… who ya gonna….. send a carrier pigeon to?
The Nazarene Containment Protocol
Let’s be honest—if Jesus had risen in our timeline, the whole scene would’ve triggered an “E-Class Resurrection Event.” The Pharisees would be frantically dialing a local Ghostbusting franchise:
“Hi, yes, we’ve got a Galilean who claims to be the Son of God, He was very much dead on Friday and now He’s apparently just walking around. Can you, uh… trap that?”
The Ghostbusters would stroll up to the tomb, proton pack powered, sunglasses on, muttering,
“Alright, boys, let’s bag us a Messiah.”
Spoiler alert: it won’t work.
Jesus Doesn’t Do Ghosts
The problem? Jesus isn’t a ghost. Ghosts are trapped between worlds, unfinished, oozing regret (and sometimes ectoplasm). Jesus is glorified, fully alive, and definitely not slimy.
When He appears to His disciples post-resurrection (Luke 24:36-43), they freak out—naturally—and think they’re seeing a ghost. But Jesus shuts it down real quick:
“Look at my hands and my feet. It is I myself! Touch me and see; a ghost does not have flesh and bones, as you see I have.”
Then, just to drive it home, He eats some fish. No ghost ever did that. Ever seen Slimer eat something? It goes right through him.
You Can’t Trap What Defeats Death
Imagine the Ghostbusters frantically tweaking their tech. “Okay, okay… maybe if we cross the streams while quoting Leviticus…”
But Jesus isn’t some rogue spirit who needs busting. He is the Resurrection. He invented the whole “back from the dead” concept. And while ghosts might stick around because they can’t move on, Jesus stuck around to prove a point.
In Matthew 28, the authorities try the next best thing—they bribe the guards to lie and say the disciples stole the body. Because clearly, covering up a resurrection is easier than admitting you just failed to contain the King of Kings.
Final Thought: Good Luck Busting the Almighty
Look, if you’re trying to trap Jesus—whether with Roman authority, ghost tech, or legalistic theology—you’re gonna have a bad time. The tomb couldn’t hold Him. Death couldn’t contain Him. And even the best-funded ghost-hunting franchise couldn’t land a single zap.
So this Easter, remember:
The stone rolled. The tomb was emptied. And the ultimate “Class 5 Full-Roaming Messiah” just walked out. And He’s not just risen—He’s reigning.
He ain’t afraid of no grave. And he certainly ain’t fitting in your trap.
Credits: Reitman, Ivan. Ghostbusters II. Directed by Ivan Reitman, starring Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, and Sigourney Weaver. Columbia Pictures, 1989.
The Ghostbusters of New Jersey were special guests at Ocean City, NJ’s annual Doo Dah Parade. What is a Doo Dah parade you ask…good question. There was a rag time hobo band and a fleet of basset hounds…uh… well according to Ocean City’s website:
The Doo Dah Parade was born in Ocean City in 1986 as an event to celebrate the end of income-tax season. Over the years, it has become a highlight of the spring calendar of events. The procession features marching bands, floats and a brigade of hundreds of basset hounds.
Look, all I know is we got to drive the Ecto -2V on Ocean City’s famous boardwalk, how cool is that?
As per tradition GBNJ members Bill, Ian, Jinx, Drew, Drew’s son (Kenny), and Drew’s other son (sir not appearing in this film). enjoyed a delicious meal for a job well done. Today we had some amazing brick oven pizza at Piccini Wood Fired Pizza.
Fortunately this time we didn’t have our meal interrupted by some other-worldly beastie that we had to take care of.
Also, don’t forget next week, Saturday April 19 the Ghostbusters of New Jersey will be on hand at South Jersey Geek Fest. If you are in the Westville area, stop by and say hello.
And this just in, The Ghostbusters of New Jersey will be special guests at the White Hill Mansion Paracon to show all those so called ghost hunters how real paranormal investigators and eliminators get the job done.
Today, the PKE meters are redlining, the Containment Unit is rumbling suspiciously, and even Slimer is eyeing the cake — because it’s time to celebrate the 40th birthday of none other than Ian Gendel, the GBNJ’s beloved Leader of Research & Development, drummer extraordinaire, and general all-around swell dude.
The Rhythm of Research & Development
Not only is Ian the brains behind some of the greatest Ghostbusters mods this side of the Mississippi, but he also lays down beats like Ray Stantz lays down proton streams. That’s right — Ian is a drummer, which explains why every one of his creations is perfectly timed and hits harder than a Class 7 free-floating full-torso apparition.
Legend has it he can solder a smoke kit circuit while keeping perfect tempo to Got the Life without breaking a sweat. Truly, Egon would be proud.
Korn: The Soundtrack to His Spooktacular Life
Some people like Korn. Ian? Ian is possessed by Korn (though don’t worry, we checked — it’s not Gozer). With an astounding 46 live Korn shows under his belt, Ian has officially seen the band more times than most of us have had functional neutrona wands.
And if you ask him about his favorite band or starch, you’ll get the same answer both times: Korn. It’s dedication like that that makes a man worthy of the GBNJ R&D lab coat (yes, we assume he has one, covered in Ecto-Plasm and band patches).
The Smoke Kit King
Let’s not forget his jaw-dropping contributions to Ghostbusting tech. Ian is the creator of the ultimate smoke kit for the HasLabs Proton Pack AND the Spirit Ghost Trap — so good, it’s practically a spectral illusion. We’re convinced the man reverse-engineered this tech straight from Egon’s personal notes.
Thanks to Ian, GBNJ members now have proton packs and traps that don’t just look the part — they feel like they were wheeled straight out of the Firehouse workshop. Smoke, lights, sound — the whole spooky show.
Just a Damn Good Guy
Most importantly, Ian is the kind of person you want watching your six when Gozer comes knocking. Reliable, funny, inventive, and never afraid to mix a little Nu-Metal into his busting soundtrack, he’s the heart and soul of GBNJ’s workshop.
So today, as you blow out 40 Stay Puft-shaped candles, Ian, know that the entire team is behind you — proton streams charged and “Freak on a Leash” blasting.
Reitman, Ivan. GhostbustersII. Columbia Pictures, 1989.
Hey, paranormal patrons, spectral spectators, and those who accidentally tuned in via Ouija board—yeah, we see you. It’s been a wild ride, but GBNJ has been busting ghosts and boosting events like never before! We’re not saying there’s been an uptick in supernatural disturbances across Jersey, but let’s just say our PKE meters have been off the charts lately.
You might be wondering, why is there a sudden spike in activity? Well, let’s just say the Jersey Devil isn’t the only one making moves in the Garden State. Maybe the spirits of Weird NJ landmarks finally decided to test our containment unit. Maybe the ghosts of the Pine Barrens got tired of lurking and needed a new crowd to spook. Or maybe, just maybe, the lingering ectoplasmic residue from Action Park’s most infamous attractions stirred up something that even Slimer would think twice about. Either way, we’re on the case!
We’ve got a TON of events coming up, and if you haven’t seen us popping up more often, you must have been trapped in a ghost trap. Conventions? We’re there. Charity events? Absolutely. But let’s get something straight: we do WAY more than that.
First up, here’s where you can find us with our proton packs fully charged:
April 12th – The DooDah Parade in Ocean City, NJ
April 19th – South Jersey GeekFest in Westville, NJ
May 3rd – Whitehall Mansion Paranormal Expo in Fieldsboro, NJ
June 14th – Hunterdon County Day at the fairgrounds
Did you know we handle private events too? That’s right—we’re not just here for the big public gigs. We bring the energy, the hype, and the positron-colliding fun to everything from birthdays to weddings, corporate shindigs to, yes, even funerals. (Look, if Grandma was a Ghostbusters fan, we’ll make sure she gets a send-off fit for the afterlife.)
Need a party where your guests battle in a digital coliseum? We got you. Want a cosplay contest at your wedding? Done. Looking for a truly unforgettable corporate event that isn’t just another “trust fall” seminar? Say no more. We ain’t afraid of no…boring parties.
If you’ve been meaning to book something with us, now’s the time—before our schedule fills up faster than a containment grid at full capacity. Hit us up, and let’s make some magic (and maybe a little mischief) happen. Just don’t forget the certified check, money order, or cash…. we charge 4% for taps and swipes (blame our overloards)
Stay tuned, stay hyped, and stay weird. We’ll see you at an event soon—or at least hear from you through the ether. Just remember: If something strange is happening at your next event… you know who to call.
Who ya gonna call? Well, if you’re on a budget, maybe Ollie’s Bargain Outlet. Because, fellow paranormal enthusiasts, something strange is afoot—not in your neighborhood, but in your local discount retailer. That’s right, Ollie’s is now stocking Ghostbusters toys, including the legendary Neutrona Wand, at prices so low they must be possessed!
For those unfamiliar (shame on you!), the Neutrona Wand is the business end of a Ghostbuster’s Proton Pack. It’s the device that lets you wrangle wayward spirits, blast ectoplasmic entities, and, most importantly, impress your friends who have no idea how to pronounce “Tobin’s Spirit Guide.” Usually, this bad boy sells for a hefty sum, but thanks to Ollie’s, you can now wield ghost-catching power at a fraction of the price.
It’s not just the wand either! Reports are coming in from across the country that Ollie’s has been overrun with a variety of Ghostbusters toys. We’re talking figures, gear, and other essential equipment for any aspiring specter-slayer. Whether you’re a hardcore collector or just looking to zap your bank account a little less, this is your chance to stock up before these bargains vanish faster than Slimer at a buffet.
If you’ve ever dreamed of going full Peter Venkman without maxing out your credit card, now’s your chance. But act fast—much like the ghosts we love to bust, these deals won’t be sticking around for long!
So grab your jumpsuit, fire up the Ecto-1 (or, you know, your Honda Civic), and get to Ollie’s before these bargains get sucked into the containment unit forever. Happy busting!
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