…well not exactly. Barrington is definitely having a parade and firework display on July 3rd, but apparently it is for something called the…*checks notes*…Fourth of July?!? What the Hell? Ungrateful little yuppie larvae! Either way come out and see GBNJ and our friends from lower, slower Delaware, the Delaware Ghostbusters and their famous Ectomobile. Also I hear that there may be a special appearance from everyone’s favorite dinosaur based theme park, hopefully they left the T-rex at home this year. Parade begins at 6:30pm and fireworks to follow at 9:00pm. Visit the Barrington, NJ site for more details.
By Bill Malkin, GBNJ Customer Service Supervisor
As we get closer to Halloween I would like to take a moment to discuss Halloween safety. Here are a few tips to keep you safe while having fun during your many spooky activities:
1 . Inspect all candy or other treats before you eat them. Class 5 Full Roaming Vapors like Slimer are gluttonous ghosts drawn to wherever food is in excess. and trust me there is nothing worse than taking a big bite of your favorite candy…that has been covered in thick ectoplasmic mucus.
2. Don’t play around with Ouija boards. Sure the mass produced one you can buy at Target is made with plastics and cardboard, and probably won’t open a portal to the “otherside”, but why risk it. The last thing you want is to invite demon to possess you during a Halloween party because you thought it would be “fun” to try to summon the spirit of Gram-gram. Besides the only resolution we have is to hose you down with positively charged mood slime and that will ruin your costume and probably embarrass you in front of your friends.
3. Stay away from haunted houses. ya know that house at the end of the street that looks abandoned, and everyone in the neighborhood *knows* is haunted? Don’t go inside because it will only end in one of two ways. Either you will be stuck in a personal Hell of supernatural torment as a demigorgan tries to drag you to the “upside-down”, (say his to Barb for us.) or the house isn’t haunted and you will be arrested for trespassing and be thrown in jail. Either way it will probably result you being covered in some sort of slime.
Charity Event: Joey’s Little Angels
By: Bill Malkin, New to this whole updating our website thing
GBNJ is pleased to announce we will be helping out with the toy drive for local NJ charity Joey’s Little Angels. Please stop by and donate a toy if you can, as a special bonus you can take your picture with the one and only Ghostbusters New Jersey!
Joey’s Little Angels Toy Drive
Sunday November 27, 10am-1pm
Parade of Heroes (12:30 pm)
200 Mercer Street, Hamilton, NJ 08691
For more information visit their website.
Merry Christmas From Ghostbusters NJ!
Written By Richard Roy, Sites Coordinator
GBNJ personnel, Greg McHugh and Andrew Gant, those guys in District 3 filmed our franchise’s latest commercial, airing on cable…access TV. Where they’re not only bringing the holiday cheer, but selling our services to make us more dough. Isn’t that what Christmas business is all about? 😀
Once we worked out the kinks in the wifi cloud, I was able to upload this short Christmas video to our YouTube channel.
So Be Good For Goodness Sakes…
Because somebody’s coming to town! Happy Holidays from the crew of Ghostbusters-NJ. Oh and as a service announcement, due to our holiday schedule we might not be able to get to you until after the new year, so if you have a haunted room just don’t go in there.
Bill Malkin, Chairman, Board of Directors
PS: “Guys, why are those red and green lights flashing in the basement!?” – Rich