Written By: Bill Malkin, Supervisor

Case File 25-748

Description:

• When: November 2, 2025
• Place: Valley of Fear, PA

Description:

Valley of Fear is one of Pennsylvania’s oldest haunted attractions, full of frights and excitement but for their 40th anniversary they got more than they bargained for. A notorious trickster spirit, an self titled bio-exorcist, appeared and tried to bring a real level of supernatural mayhem. The owners, fearing bad publicity and lawsuits called the Ghostbusters of NJ. We responded in full force. GBNJ dispatched the ECTO-1M with Troy, Jordan, Josh and Sabrina. Supervisor Malkin arrived in the ECTO-2V with Ian, and Scoopy and Sammy were not far behind in the ECTO-2T.

After an extensive investigation, The boys in grey located the source of the disturbance, some Beetle-chump who kept calling himself the “ghost with the most”…whatever that is supposed to mean. Beetle-douche was in a corporal form which rendered our typical zap-n’-trap protocol useless. Troy quickly devised a solution, “The ECTO-2V is an old cop car, so let’s treat him like a criminal.”

Bill wrapped Beetle-dick’s hand in a proton stream shackle and they tossed him in the back of the cruiser.

Case closed.