Public relations is a very difficult job. You need to know the proper exploitation. That’s why we picked Drew, he’s been exploited his whole life. Drew has a way with spirits, it seems like he can communicate with them and coax the more willing entities to cross over and become part of the fabric of the universe. That’s why we call him “The ghost whisperer”.

Drew also believes that some of the less intelligent hauntings, the ones that seem to run only on the baser instincts, can be trained like dogs. He has this wild idea that in the not too distant future airports will have a team of drug sniffing apparitions. So usually if you see Drew his pet full roaming vapor isn’t far behind. (The only thing Drew needs to work on is cleaning up after that thing, because if I step barefoot on a puddle of ectoplasm at 2 am one more time… there will be hell to pay!)

In his spare time, Drew is a mildly successful DJ, so when he’s not bustin’ fat ghosts, he’s bustin’ phat beats.

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Personal Quote:

“Cha-cha real smooth now y’all!” (I assume. Aren’t all DJ’s legally required to say that?)