Ghostbusters

GBNJ is BACK, BUSY, and BOOKING EVERYTHING!

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Reitman, Ivan. Ghostbusters II. Columbia Pictures, 1989.

Hey, paranormal patrons, spectral spectators, and those who accidentally tuned in via Ouija board—yeah, we see you. It’s been a wild ride, but GBNJ has been busting ghosts and boosting events like never before! We’re not saying there’s been an uptick in supernatural disturbances across Jersey, but let’s just say our PKE meters have been off the charts lately.

You might be wondering, why is there a sudden spike in activity? Well, let’s just say the Jersey Devil isn’t the only one making moves in the Garden State. Maybe the spirits of Weird NJ landmarks finally decided to test our containment unit. Maybe the ghosts of the Pine Barrens got tired of lurking and needed a new crowd to spook. Or maybe, just maybe, the lingering ectoplasmic residue from Action Park’s most infamous attractions stirred up something that even Slimer would think twice about. Either way, we’re on the case!

We’ve got a TON of events coming up, and if you haven’t seen us popping up more often, you must have been trapped in a ghost trap. Conventions? We’re there. Charity events? Absolutely. But let’s get something straight: we do WAY more than that.

First up, here’s where you can find us with our proton packs fully charged:

  • April 12th – The DooDah Parade in Ocean City, NJ
  • April 19th – South Jersey GeekFest in Westville, NJ
  • May 3rd – Whitehall Mansion Paranormal Expo in Fieldsboro, NJ
  • June 14th – Hunterdon County Day at the fairgrounds

Did you know we handle private events too? That’s right—we’re not just here for the big public gigs. We bring the energy, the hype, and the positron-colliding fun to everything from birthdays to weddings, corporate shindigs to, yes, even funerals. (Look, if Grandma was a Ghostbusters fan, we’ll make sure she gets a send-off fit for the afterlife.)

Need a party where your guests battle in a digital coliseum? We got you. Want a cosplay contest at your wedding? Done. Looking for a truly unforgettable corporate event that isn’t just another “trust fall” seminar? Say no more. We ain’t afraid of no…boring parties.

If you’ve been meaning to book something with us, now’s the time—before our schedule fills up faster than a containment grid at full capacity. Hit us up, and let’s make some magic (and maybe a little mischief) happen. Just don’t forget the certified check, money order, or cash…. we charge 4% for taps and swipes (blame our overloards)

Stay tuned, stay hyped, and stay weird. We’ll see you at an event soon—or at least hear from you through the ether. Just remember: If something strange is happening at your next event… you know who to call.

Bustin’ Ghosts on a Budget: Ghostbusters Toys Hit Ollie’s for a STEEP Discount!

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Who ya gonna call? Well, if you’re on a budget, maybe Ollie’s Bargain Outlet. Because, fellow paranormal enthusiasts, something strange is afoot—not in your neighborhood, but in your local discount retailer. That’s right, Ollie’s is now stocking Ghostbusters toys, including the legendary Neutrona Wand, at prices so low they must be possessed!

For those unfamiliar (shame on you!), the Neutrona Wand is the business end of a Ghostbuster’s Proton Pack. It’s the device that lets you wrangle wayward spirits, blast ectoplasmic entities, and, most importantly, impress your friends who have no idea how to pronounce “Tobin’s Spirit Guide.” Usually, this bad boy sells for a hefty sum, but thanks to Ollie’s, you can now wield ghost-catching power at a fraction of the price.

It’s not just the wand either! Reports are coming in from across the country that Ollie’s has been overrun with a variety of Ghostbusters toys. We’re talking figures, gear, and other essential equipment for any aspiring specter-slayer. Whether you’re a hardcore collector or just looking to zap your bank account a little less, this is your chance to stock up before these bargains vanish faster than Slimer at a buffet.

If you’ve ever dreamed of going full Peter Venkman without maxing out your credit card, now’s your chance. But act fast—much like the ghosts we love to bust, these deals won’t be sticking around for long!

So grab your jumpsuit, fire up the Ecto-1 (or, you know, your Honda Civic), and get to Ollie’s before these bargains get sucked into the containment unit forever. Happy busting!

*Orignal posting and new article posted by our friends at http://www.Ghostbustersnews.com

More Discounted Ghostbusters Merch Reportedly Headed to Ollie’s, Including the Plasma Series Neutrona Wand

Meta Just Pulled a Walter Peck On All Of Us—Who You Gonna Call? Apparently, Not Us.

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If you see this logo on our social media page, Chances you’re on Facebook. This is not our official logo, it is our official “Facebook only” logo

Folks, we’ve seen a lot of weird things in our time—full-torso vaporous apparitions, Ecto Cooler being discontinued (a crime against humanity), and a slime-covered Statue of Liberty walking across the NY Harbor from Liberty Island. But nothing could prepare us for the latest supernatural menace to haunt our existence: the Meta Corporation, specifically…… Facebook.

That’s right, the same company that keeps your Aunt Linda’s Minion memes alive has now turned its bureaucratic Particle Thrower on Ghostbusters of (insert your state or local town name here). Apparently, our playful, clearly-not-infringing, totally-its-own-thing ghost logos have triggered their PKE meter for “impersonation.”

Impersonation of what, you ask? The Ghostbusters? Nah, we’re not those guys. We don’t even own a single firehouse, and our Ectos aren’t even “the real car.” They are just a clapped-out bike, a weird-looking cop car, a rusting Jeep, and a Dodge with a really weird stain in the back seat. And yet, the Meta Menace came knocking, and faster than you can say “I looked at the trap, Ray,” they zap franchise pages from existence.

Who Sent Them? We Have Our Suspicions.

We’d like to think it’s an innocent mistake, but let’s be honest—Meta is the Walter Peck of the internet. Just like the EPA’s favorite mustached antagonist, they’ve rolled in with a clipboard full of vague policies and started shutting down containment units without understanding how things work.

Do we explain that we’re not actually the Ghostbusters? Yes.

Do they care? Nope.

Do they metaphorically shut down digital Containment Grids and let the spirits of dead Facebook pages roam free? Absolutely.

And if history has taught us anything, this will end with a giant Stay Puft Zuckerberg trampling through our notifications.

A Pattern of Corporate Ecto-Containment

We’re not paranoid (yet) as out close friends in other Ghostbusters-adjacent groups have gotten slimed by this nonsense. Across the internet, fan franchises—dedicated groups of paranormal enthusiasts who just want to wear flight suits and wield foam proton packs—have been getting hit with similar bans. Meta’s crackdown on our beloved Mooglie ghost logo has spread like a Class 5 full-roaming vapor through the digital landscape, and it’s getting ridiculous.

Look, we get it. Copyright is important. We wouldn’t want anyone impersonating us, either. But let’s be real: We are literally NOT the Ghostbusters of New Jersey.

If Meta had actually taken five seconds to scan us with their metaphorical PKE meter, they’d see our pages are nothing more than a fun-loving bunch of spectral enthusiasts trying to make people laugh while pretending to bust ghosts. But nooo, they had to go full Peck on us.

So What Now?

Well, for starters, we can fight back. Maybe we’ll appeal to the Meta Tribunal, where an algorithm will pretend to listen before sending us a canned response. Or maybe we’ll just embrace our new role as the Internet’s official Spirit of Bureaucratic Vengeance. Either way, we’re not going anywhere.

In the meantime, if you’ve got a ghost problem in New Jersey, don’t call us—because Meta won’t let you. Instead, just light a few candles, put on some Ray Parker Jr., and hope for the best. Or, you know, just send us an email at gbnjoutreach@gmail.com.

Remember: We ain’t afraid of no ghosts. But we are afraid of social media corporations that don’t understand satire.

Stay spooky, New Jersey.

Barrington, NJ to Host Celebratory Parade to Honor GBNJ!

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…well not exactly. Barrington is definitely having a parade and firework display on July 3rd, but apparently it is for something called the…*checks notes*…Fourth of July?!? What the Hell? Ungrateful little yuppie larvae!  Either way come out and see GBNJ and our friends from lower, slower Delaware, the Delaware Ghostbusters and their famous Ectomobile.  Also I hear that there may be a special appearance from everyone’s favorite dinosaur based theme park, hopefully they left the T-rex at home this year.  Parade begins at 6:30pm and fireworks to follow at 9:00pm.  Visit the Barrington, NJ site for more details.

Halloween Safety

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Bill, hard at work on the GBNJ Call Center assisting with all of your supernatural needs.

By Bill Malkin, GBNJ Customer Service Supervisor

As we get closer to Halloween I would like to take a moment to discuss Halloween safety.  Here are a few tips to keep you safe while having fun during your many spooky activities:

1 .  Inspect all candy or other treats before you eat them.  Class 5 Full Roaming Vapors like Slimer are gluttonous ghosts drawn to wherever food is in excess.  and trust me there is nothing worse than taking a big bite of your favorite candy…that has been covered in thick ectoplasmic mucus.

2.  Don’t play around with Ouija boards.  Sure the mass produced one you can buy at Target is made with plastics and cardboard, and probably won’t open a portal to the “otherside”, but why risk it.  The last thing you want is to invite demon to possess you during a Halloween party because you thought it would be “fun” to try to summon the spirit of Gram-gram.  Besides the only resolution we have is to hose you down with positively charged mood slime and that will ruin your costume and probably embarrass you in front of your friends.

3.  Stay away from haunted houses.  ya know that house at the end of the street that looks abandoned, and everyone in the neighborhood *knows* is haunted?  Don’t go inside because it will only end in one of two ways.  Either you will be stuck in a personal Hell of supernatural torment as a demigorgan tries to drag you to the “upside-down”, (say his to Barb for us.)  or the house isn’t haunted and you will be arrested for trespassing and be thrown in jail.  Either way it will probably result you being covered in some sort of slime.