Ghostbusters NJ To Face Monster…Con

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This weekend, March 7-9 Ghostbusters NJ personnel will be in attendance at Monster-Mania in Cherry Hill, NJ. Our recruit along with friends of the franchise are already at the Crowne Plaza Hotel & Resorts. The majority of us will be there tomorrow, March 8, 2014. Members from North Jersey Ghostbusters and the previous Ghostbusters NJ will be there too! Hopefully Philly and perhaps NY franchises as well.

Mr. Ernie Hudson (Winston Zeddemore) is a guest at Monster Con. He may be there for some black bird reunion. He may or may not be surprised to see a lot of Ghostbusters.

If you’re going, feel free to comment. Hopefully we’ll meet and greet tomorrow!

Richard Roy, District 1 Coordinator

Photo Source: Monster-Mania Con

Jeffe Rodriguez Joins Ghostbusters New Jersey

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Press Release:

Jeffe Rodriguez, a former Field Agent in The First State, Delaware is Ghostbusters New Jersey latest hire as we reorganize and expand operations. Jeffe after serving our country proudly is looking to start a Ghostbusters franchise in Delaware. Instead of just being a field agent in the tiny state, Jeffe brings his invaluable skills and years of experience to Ghostbusters New Jersey.

Although sorta a rookie, we designated Jeffe as our DE District Coordinator. Which basically means he’ll field calls so we can travel less. Somehow we convinced him this will bring new “on the job training” for when he opens his Delaware franchise.

Richard Roy, Ghostbusters New Jersey Webmaster has added Greg’s personnel file to the site.

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So Be Good For Goodness Sakes…

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Because somebody’s coming to town! Happy Holidays from the crew of Ghostbusters-NJ. Oh and as a service announcement, due to our holiday schedule we might not be able to get to you until after the new year, so if you have a haunted room just don’t go in there.

Bill Malkin, Chairman, Board of Directors

PS: “Guys, why are those red and green lights flashing in the basement!?” – Rich

Possessive Proton Pack

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For some reason (um could be the fact that we have a storage facility full of ghosts?) during what should have been a routine meeting between District Coordinators Bill’s proton pack was standing/leaning back on a table without any inanimate or humanly support. P.K.E readings confirmed what we had suspected, that this proton pack had become possessed.

Other standard equipment showed the entity “hanging out.” Fortunately not in a classified, even more sensitive area. As we weren’t going to fire confinement streams at a nuclear accelerator inside GBNJ HQ, we came up with a plan that lead us to safely trapping this rouge wraith.

Richard Roy, District 1 Coordinator

Ghostbusters New Jersey Keeping It In The (Addams) Family

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District 2 Coordinator Bill Malkin responded to a call in the Ecto-FJ Cruiser about a “goth” woman walking the streets in a zombie like state. Calls to GBNJ (which we really wanted to dismiss as pranks, it’s that time of the year) also described the mystery woman as “appearing familiar from classic television” and “may have been around either before or after monsters.”

The “very pale” woman wasn’t responsive as people normally are. Her ID associated her with a day of the week. Bill proceeded with caution by unhooking a nutrona wand from his proton pack. The woman continued to stare, seemingly un-phased by Bill’s actions. Because of her perceived state of mind, Bill was able to safely escort the woman to HQ for tests. Fortunately she was cooperative, presuming she was even aware. She’ll stay within the family for an undetermined amount of time.

Richard Roy, District 1 Coordinator

Stay Sugary

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District 3 Coordinator Greg McHugh responded to a call involving what witnesses and (apparent Ghostbusters fans) could only describe as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man. While attempting to get details, people were quoting historical quotes, made famous by the actors portraying our employers in the 1984 movie, Ghostbusters.

Collaborative witnesses told Greg that left behind candy, including empty wrappers from a variety of usually delicious candies “seemed effected on all hallows eve.” More commonly known as Halloween.

Their were also reports of new Hostess Twinkies wrappers “laying on the ground in the area.” It was undetermined if this was a catalyst in the left over candy converging to form the mascot of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Corporation. 

Only a hypothesis early on, perhaps the negatively charged atmosphere (particles) surrounded and “fell” onto the sugary treats. Combined with thoughts of Mr. Stay-Puft from people caused a copy of the once giant sugary confection.

Not taking any chance for this poor copy to grow any larger Greg heated his nutrona wand up, firing at full stream. The weakened ectoplasm soon collapsed, leaving small piles of melted marshmallows and empty candy wrappers in the surrounding areas. Local and government agencies were on the scene to clean up and receive a bill from Greg.

Richard Roy, District 1 Coordinator.