For some reason (um could be the fact that we have a storage facility full of ghosts?) during what should have been a routine meeting between District Coordinators Bill’s proton pack was standing/leaning back on a table without any inanimate or humanly support. P.K.E readings confirmed what we had suspected, that this proton pack had become possessed.

Other standard equipment showed the entity “hanging out.” Fortunately not in a classified, even more sensitive area. As we weren’t going to fire confinement streams at a nuclear accelerator inside GBNJ HQ, we came up with a plan that lead us to safely trapping this rouge wraith.

Richard Roy, District 1 Coordinator