Possessive Proton Pack

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For some reason (um could be the fact that we have a storage facility full of ghosts?) during what should have been a routine meeting between District Coordinators Bill’s proton pack was standing/leaning back on a table without any inanimate or humanly support. P.K.E readings confirmed what we had suspected, that this proton pack had become possessed.

Other standard equipment showed the entity “hanging out.” Fortunately not in a classified, even more sensitive area. As we weren’t going to fire confinement streams at a nuclear accelerator inside GBNJ HQ, we came up with a plan that lead us to safely trapping this rouge wraith.

Richard Roy, District 1 Coordinator

Ghostbusters New Jersey Keeping It In The (Addams) Family

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District 2 Coordinator Bill Malkin responded to a call in the Ecto-FJ Cruiser about a “goth” woman walking the streets in a zombie like state. Calls to GBNJ (which we really wanted to dismiss as pranks, it’s that time of the year) also described the mystery woman as “appearing familiar from classic television” and “may have been around either before or after monsters.”

The “very pale” woman wasn’t responsive as people normally are. Her ID associated her with a day of the week. Bill proceeded with caution by unhooking a nutrona wand from his proton pack. The woman continued to stare, seemingly un-phased by Bill’s actions. Because of her perceived state of mind, Bill was able to safely escort the woman to HQ for tests. Fortunately she was cooperative, presuming she was even aware. She’ll stay within the family for an undetermined amount of time.

Richard Roy, District 1 Coordinator

Stay Sugary

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District 3 Coordinator Greg McHugh responded to a call involving what witnesses and (apparent Ghostbusters fans) could only describe as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man. While attempting to get details, people were quoting historical quotes, made famous by the actors portraying our employers in the 1984 movie, Ghostbusters.

Collaborative witnesses told Greg that left behind candy, including empty wrappers from a variety of usually delicious candies “seemed effected on all hallows eve.” More commonly known as Halloween.

Their were also reports of new Hostess Twinkies wrappers “laying on the ground in the area.” It was undetermined if this was a catalyst in the left over candy converging to form the mascot of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Corporation. 

Only a hypothesis early on, perhaps the negatively charged atmosphere (particles) surrounded and “fell” onto the sugary treats. Combined with thoughts of Mr. Stay-Puft from people caused a copy of the once giant sugary confection.

Not taking any chance for this poor copy to grow any larger Greg heated his nutrona wand up, firing at full stream. The weakened ectoplasm soon collapsed, leaving small piles of melted marshmallows and empty candy wrappers in the surrounding areas. Local and government agencies were on the scene to clean up and receive a bill from Greg.

Richard Roy, District 1 Coordinator.

GBNJ Site Updates

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Last week after a Ghostbusters NJ meeting paperwork and photos were completed for new and revised updates. The next day was Columbus Day and why do any work unless we’re being paid. Plus there was that whole government shut down thing. Which doesn’t affect us much unless we’re saving some form of government and would have to wait for back pay.

During the week I was updating major areas of the site. “What did you do Rich?”

  1. Revised About page.
  2. Revised Personnel pages.
  3. Added pictures for our Services.
  4. Two new Technology pages.
  1. New Equipment pictures
  2. New Video and Leeds Curse graphics.
  3. The above modified hand truck graphic.

Richard Roy

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Contact

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If you have a question, a nasty slimer in your residence or place of business, a Ghostbuster in need of an authorized repair technician, or a fan of ours (hey, we’re famous!) please use our handy Contact page/form to send us an email. If it’s important, (they usually are) someone from Ghostbusters NJ will be in touch at our earliest convenience. If you’re some nut ball from off the street, you’ll be hearing from our fictional lawyer.

Richard Roy, GBNJ Webmaster

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Leeds’ Curse

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Are you a ghosthead who loves Ghostbusters films and are tired of waiting for the professionals to make one? Do you enjoy fan produced Ghostbusters films by ghostheads with very little acting experience and semi professional effects? Great, because in Fall 2006 Ghostbusters NJ personnel made one for ghostheads like us. I even filmed an entire movie while on prescribed medication and traveling 61 miles.

Leeds’ Curse (not to be confused with any other movie with a curse in it) is our first franchise movie. It’s based on the idea that Ghostbusters NJ has to track down the Jersey Devil. That’s not an easy task, supernatural stuff happens, and because of “last minute” reshoots I end up in jail.

Leeds’ Curse can be watched from Ghostbusters News You Tube channel. Or the 67MB file can be downloaded from the following sites owned by us:

wayawesome.com

gbnj.info

We also have a Behind The Scenes page from Leeds’ Curse I recreated this evening.

Richard Roy, GBNJ Webmaster